When you turn out cuter, funnier, and more popular than the boy you liked in middle school who wouldn’t even look at you back then.
"Please be masc, fit, age appropriate, professional, academic student, Olympic athlete, president of a country, own your own yacht, cured a disease, flew to the moon. Etc.
No fats, femmes, twinks, Asians, Blacks, or fags. Tops only.”
- a guy on grindr in his 30s living in his parents’ basement
My mom found an old porn DVD in the house and accused me of owning it
The fuck mom really? I’m gay. What am I going to do with straight porn? Watch it for the plot?